If you want to cut short your life, try smoking!
{ Posted on Feb 26 2007 by hans }
Smoke because it’s sexy and classy. Watch those old, black-and-white movies occasionally shown on TV. The best actors and actresses smoked. Smoking is good for many things: heart disease, stroke, a whole range of cancers, asthma, chronic bronchitis, a heartburn and ulcers-all the good stuff. If you enjoy solitude, you will absolutely love smoking-your pungent smell and carcinogenic emissions will drive everyone away. Except fellow smokers, in which case you’ll have good company. Either way, you come out a winner.